So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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