Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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