She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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