i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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