So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
