i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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