she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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