I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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