I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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