Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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