You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Randomize
