okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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