Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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