i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Well I just put wine in my tea
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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