I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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