let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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