Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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