D3 body, D1 cock
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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