If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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