Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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