just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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