If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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