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(951): View more from California

This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(862): View more from New Jersey

watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

(1-862): View more from New Jersey

doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.

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(315): View more from New York

I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.

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(682): View more from Texas

I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!

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