I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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