I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
