We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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