I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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