i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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