I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
do nipples grow back?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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