Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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