you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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