oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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