Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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