You really coming over, don't trick.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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