Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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