My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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