There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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