we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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