Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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