I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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