check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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