is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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