BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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