If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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