is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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