I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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