What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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