It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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