The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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