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• (310): View more from California

  just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.

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  now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!

  (310): View more from California

  whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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• (310): View more from California

  Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.

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  I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over

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• (850): View more from Florida

  she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Regretting asking you what you were doing.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.

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