So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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