I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Dear god my vagina.
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