You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
