If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My dick has a subreddit
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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