Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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