Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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